Allotment owners tell society: ‘Bow down, bitches’
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Disney shelves heartwarming movie about sick pangolin being cared for ...
DISNEY have announced that they are delaying a film about a loveable ill pangolin who is...
Your inexplicable and unnecessary coronavirus email from the Daily Mas...
HELLO. Eight years ago you gave us your email address, so like every other business you’ve...
‘Let’s enjoy life while we can’, says woman about to infect nan with C...
NO, not just ‘I can’t shake this cough’ – here are the other once-innocent phrases that...
Seven previously innocuous phrases that now strike dread into your hea...
NO, not just ‘I can’t shake this cough’ – here are the other once-innocent phrases that...
The lazy bastard’s guide to exercising at home
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Virtual drinks give man very real hangover
VIDEO conferencing means it’s easy to feel close to the ones you’re missing. But what about...
How to reject online invites when everyone knows you’re always at home
VIDEO conferencing means it’s easy to feel close to the ones you’re missing. But what about...
Queen to be put back on fixing trucks
WE’RE all aware that COVID-19 is bad, but some morons believe it has appeared ‘for a...
